PULP PUNK

A pulpy roleplaying game of punching Nazis, exploring the Hollow Earth, riding T-Rexes, fighting aliens, escaping Egyptian mummies, searching for lost artifacts in jungle temples, and much, much more!

Ever watched an Indiana Jones movie (or—read a book, you dork) and wondered, “What if Indy did that instead?” What if the Flat Earthers were right? What if the birds were government drones? What if our planet were hollow—and lizard people did send flying saucers through the Polar openings? What if Agent Fox Mulder was right and “the truth is out there”? What if the Nazis did build a base on the far side of the Moon? What if Atlantis were real? What if the Holy Grail could be found?

Is this game a bit… “out there”? Good. As a kid once told me, “I’m not scared of growing up. I’m scared I’ll stop growing.” So quit being so adult and reasonable—let your inner child run wild!

“What if?”—the most powerful question of them all, pondered by Aristotle, Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein, Steve Jobs… and now, it’s your turn. Let your imagination roam free and craft the stories you’ve always wanted to tell. Open your mind to infinite possibilities, and perhaps you’ll join the giants who came before you.

If you do—and if fame (and hopefully fortune) finds you—remember good old J.P. A nice, fat check wouldn’t hurt, because by then he’ll likely be a bitter, lonely pensioner complaining about Kaufland sales and the ungrateful youth of today.

Keep playing!
—J.P.